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20 bizarre game characters you’ve definitely forgotten about

To celebrate the beautiful, the strange, and the what were they thinking moments, we are diving into the digital bargain bin to recover 20 bizarre characters that time and your memory almost erased.

In the hyper-polished era of 2026, where every character is focus-grouped into oblivion and brand synergy is king, it’s easy to forget that the gaming industry used to be a lawless frontier of absolute weirdness. Before we had 8K ray-tracing and photorealistic facial captures, developers were throwing everything sentient food, corporate logos, and biological anomalies at the wall to see what would stick. Most of it failed. Evolution is a cruel mistress, even in pixel form.

1. Awesome possum (Awesome Possum Kicks Dr. Machino’s Butt)

Released in 1993, this was Sega’s attempt at an eco-warrior. Awesome Possum did not just fight robots; he stopped the game to give you a literal quiz on recycling. If you missed a question, the disappointment was palpable.

Awesome Possum Kicks Dr. Machino’s Butt

2. Boogerman (A Pick and Flick Adventure)

The 90s loved gross-out humor, and Boogerman was its king. He was a millionaire named Snotty Ragsdale who fought crime by flicking boogers and using flatulence-based propulsion. It was not high-brow, but it was certainly unforgettable.

Boogerman

3. Blinx (Blinx: The Time Sweeper)

Microsoft’s original attempt at an Xbox mascot was a cat with a vacuum cleaner. While the time manipulation tech was years ahead of its time, a janitorial feline could not quite compete with a genetically enhanced super soldier named Master Chief.

Blinx (Blinx: The Time Sweeper)

4. Zool (Ninja of the Nth Dimension)

Imagine a ninja from another dimension who is also a gremlin. Now imagine half his world is made of Chupa Chups lollipops because of a massive corporate sponsorship deal. That is Zool, a character whose identity was equal parts martial arts and refined sugar.

Zool (Ninja of the Nth Dimension)

5. Glover (Glover)

Glover was a sentient four-fingered glove. His primary objective was to dribble a magical ball across a series of floating platforms. In a world of hedgehogs and plumbers, Glover was a reminder that sometimes less is more.

Glover

6. Pepsiman (Pepsiman)

Pepsiman was the faceless, silver-clad savior of the thirsty. Exclusive to Japan on the PlayStation 1, his only goal was to run toward people in need of a carbonated beverage while an incredibly catchy theme song yelled his name.

Pepsiman

7. Cool Spot (Cool Spot)

In the 90s, even a red dot could have attitude. As the mascot for 7-Up, Cool Spot wore sunglasses, moved with a hip-hop swagger, and starred in a platformer that was infuriatingly good.

Cool Spot

8. Earthworm Jim (Earthworm Jim)

Jim was a literal worm who stumbled into a super suit that fell from space. He fought a cast of villains that included Queen Slug-for-a-Butt and Professor Monkey-For-A-Head. It was the pinnacle of Saturday morning cartoon surrealism.

Earthworm Jim

9. Mr. Pants (It’s Mr. Pants)

Rare Ltd. is famous for Banjo-Kazooie, but Mr. Pants is their true chaotic masterpiece. A crude, hand-drawn doodle wearing pink underwear, he went from an internal joke to the star of his own puzzle game on the Game Boy Advance.

Mr Pants

10. Lolo (Adventures of Lolo)

Lolo was a blue ball with eyes and tiny feet. He was the thinking man’s hero, navigating complex grid-based puzzles. Today, he is mostly a cameo character found in the background of Kirby games.

Adventures of Lolo

11. Tofu (Resident Evil 2)

Originally used by Capcom developers to test hit detection, Tofu became a legendary unlockable. He is exactly what he sounds like, a giant, wobbling block of bean curd armed only with a combat knife

Tofu (Resident Evil 2)

12. Hornet (Fighters Megamix)

Sega’s Fighters Megamix was a fever dream crossover, but the standout was Hornet. It was not a person; it was the NASCAR stock car from Daytona USA standing on its rear tires and punching people with its front fenders.

Hornet (Fighters Megamix)

13. Mokap (Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance)

In a roster of lightning gods and undead ninjas, Mokap was just a guy in a motion capture suit with glowing sensors. He had no magic, only the power of digital rendering.

Mokap (Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance)

14. The King of All Cosmos (Katamari Damacy)

The King was a flamboyant, skyscraper-sized space deity who accidentally destroyed the stars during a bender. He sends his tiny son to Earth to roll up cows, cars, and buildings to replace the celestial bodies.

The King of All Cosmos (Katamari Damacy)

15. Tingle (The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask)

Tingle is a 35-year-old man who believes he is a forest fairy. He wears a tight green bodysuit and floats on a balloon to sell maps. He is either the most charming or most disturbing character in Nintendo’s history.

Tingle (The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask)

16. Manny Calavera (Grim Fandango)

Manny was a travel agent for the dead in the Land of the Eternal Rest. He is a skeletal noir hero in a world that blends Aztec mythology with 1930s cinema vibes. He is brilliant, but his genre fell out of fashion before he could become a household name.

Manny Calavera (Grim Fandango)

17. Voldo (SoulCalibur)

Voldo was a blind, mute, contortionist guardian who hissed and moved in ways that defied human anatomy. He did not just fight; he made the player uncomfortable, which was perhaps his most effective weapon.

Voldo (SoulCalibur)

18. Zero (Zero the Kamikaze Squirrel)

Zero was a villainous sidekick who received his own gritty spin-off. He fought an evil lumberjack who wanted to turn the forest into counterfeit money. It was high-stakes environmentalism with a kamikaze twist.

Zero the Kamikaze Squirrel

19. Ristar (Ristar)

Ristar was a star with stretchy arms who grabbed and headbutted his enemies. Released at the very end of the Genesis lifecycle, Ristar was a masterpiece that was immediately buried by the hype for the next generation of consoles.

Ristar

20. Kuros (Wizards & Warriors)

Kuros was the quintessential 80s knight. He could jump remarkably high for a man in full plate armor and had a penchant for collecting colorful gems. He represents an era when a man in a shiny suit was all the character motivation we needed.

Kuros (Wizards & Warriors)
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